We hope you can make it.

We will have a blast! 

But giving gifts to these Oldsters, that's in the past.

We have too much stuff, and thankfully enough money.

Getting gifts from youse guys* would feel kinda funny. 

So, leave checkbooks at home but bring your good cheer. 

Maybe someday, you can buy us a beer. 

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*For those south of Baltimore, this means "ya'll."